⚠️SUMMER TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT

Dear golfer,

I write to you in dire need of your aid. The sun has completed another rotation around the earth, which means it is time to fight once again for the BSND Summer trophy. This silverware, once the possession of the noble and righteous, was stolen by the one they call Scoot. His Heist in the Highlands has ushered in a period of darkness over our realm.

However, this story may have a happy ending. We must venture to the land beyond the Shire, and fight to take back his precious. This battle will be tough: many a fighter will perish under the sweltering heat, no doubt some shall be poisoned by full strength lagers, but we must push on to restore order to our lands. 

Should you wish to take up this momentous challenge, please send a raven as our battalion will need to be limited in size to give us the best hope of surprising our foe (like the post asap you queers). 

Dates: Friday 21st to Sunday 23rd March

Location: Wollongong and Surrounds

Cost: 3x golf rounds with carts = $250-$300

2 nights accomodation = $250

Prize money = $185

Total = approx $700

Prizes: 17 opportunities to win money in total (winning Ryder cup team, 1st to 3rd in 2 day individual comp, winning scramble team, longest drive and NTP on each day)

Honour Board:

2021: Jackson Kitchen

2022: Jord Spira

2023: Tom Cavanagh

2024: REDACTED

2025: Maybe you?